Remember when one of your idiot friends wanted to stage a half-assed hunger strike as a kid? Maybe it wasn’t that far back and your friend did it recently. Either way, you’re familiar with the statement that comes out of their mouth ahead of time.

“The strike starts as soon as I’m done eating (insert food of choice)” As you can expect, the strike lasts for hours not days, and is met with the usual… “Ok NOW the hunger strike starts.”

Enter the worst person in the history of teetotal challenges. New Year’s Eve + a month straight of sobriety to honor a friends memory = arrest

There was even a biting.