So your brother can’t find his mac and cheese, he asks you to help, you say sure why not, and then all hell breaks loose. Welcome to the Zipperer household, where spilt beer will actually make a man cry and the term “brotherly love” no longer applies. Randy, the elder statesmen of this clan, couldn’t find his food, and was not about to have his patience tested once his younger brother spilled his beer. Now, we aren’t sure exactly what type of Mac & Cheese this was, which could be a huge component. Was it Homestyle? Breadcrumbs on the top of your Mac is….well just heaven. These are important details the local authorities refused to release, details that could very well allow us to delve into the psyche of a man gone mad. Why? Some chemical imbalance or mental issue? No. When a man loses a big bowl of Cheesy Mac, Velveeta, or anything Homestyle, he’s going to be on edge. Shame on his younger brother by two years, for not knowing the high level of volatility in this household after a lost bowl of Kraft. To make matters worse, the younger Zipperer clearly didn’t have his head in the game, as his careless act of tipping over his brother’s beer was the cherry on top.

We should mention the awfully funny yet ironic reality, I’m guessing cooked macaroni is about the most those gums can take.

(Pic c/o WBPF)