Shandershow | On 23, Feb 2013

I must say, it’s been a while since I ventured into the local public library. With the invention of the Internet it’s amazing how little the need has arisen in my life to sift through random books or newspapers on scrolls. Now that awesome experience of spanning through microfiche is even more enjoyable, thanks to our good pal vandalism.

What a compliment to the traditional monotony of sifting through bad fiction combined with the smell of the average reader homeless guy. The rationing of toilet paper and other hygiene products may be insulting to some. But let’s be honest here, how many times have you truly washed your hands in the library bathroom?

Let’s really look at what’s going on here, if 1 square is good enough for Sheryl Crow, if should be fine for the greater Trenton population. Of course, the growing concern remains, will people still go to the library knowing in advance they wont be able to read and release with an American-sized amount of TP? As a man who gets the majority of his work and thinking done on the can, all I can say is God Bless the 8-pack!